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Saturday, January 23, 2010

women terms of words...hahahahaha...

(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

p/s : i dun agree num 8 oke!!

Monday, January 11, 2010

sensitip

haish.apa ni bugs oi.apa la yg sensitip sgt ni.
lately ni asik nk emo ja ngn suma org.
silap sket ja pn da nk bengang2.tp dok bengang sorg2.
kalo bleh p tumbuk org kn bes.agk2 bengang p bg sebijik kt muka ka kn.
pehh.sedap 2.

anis,slamat keja kt tmpat bru la noh.
simpan det byk2.nti leh p travel jauh2.ang byaq la mesti kn.haha.=p

p/s : asgmnt dh byk la oi.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

4th January 2010

hoh.p genting seyh.haha.anis byaq la tp.mls la nk cita pjg2.
bes la sbb p ngn mmbe yg hampir 10 thn knai.waaaaa.lamanya.tp xtdoq sna la.p balik.
len kali kita p tdoq sna tau.besh bkali ganda kalo tdoq sna.kn3?

Friday, January 1, 2010

lupa..

oh..terlupa..slamat tinggal 2009,slamat datang 2010..