dugaan

13 ogos bersamaan 3 ramadhan,ujan rintik2 di ukm bangi.oh kenapa nak syahdu bagai pulak ayat aku ni,haha.aku dan ecah nak pegi bazar,nak beli juadah berbuka.tapi bila dah sampai bazar hujan pulak.dahla apa pon tak beli lagi.padahal dah tahap kebulr sebab tak sahur.nak2 pulak bau ayam percik pulakpehhh,menusuk kalbu.hujan dah mencurah2 ke ladang gandum.last2 aku n ecah terpaksa berteduh kat kedai2 tepi jalan tu.nak dijadikan cerita nset 2 2 kat moto,jam pulak tak pakai.haaa dah tak tau pukul brapa dah.puas dah ngendap2 ada rupa mcm pencuri gak la dalam kedai tapi tak nampak rupa jam pon.masalahnya takut dah masuk waktu berbuka(tapi kalo dah berbuka pon,ko ada makanan ke nak makan zati oi)

last2 tanya pakcik takaful,haha.dah pukul 7.oh hujan lebat lagi,tak dak tanda2 nak benti pon.terpaksa buka puasa kat azura.dah malu dah sebab ramai laki.lagi sekali terpaksa gak duduk celah2 bedah antara suma2 laki tu.kiri kanan depan belakang suma laki.bila dah berbuka,mamat2 ni suma mengeluarkan juadah wajib berbuka,lagi wajib dari kurma rasanya.cuba teka....rokok la derr.kiri kanan depan belakang suma rokok.ktorang yang tengah2 ni dah mcm orang dalam kebakaran dah.yang dah hangus terbakar.penuh dengan asap rokok,sobsob.dugaan.oh incik2 sekalian tahukan anda bahawa rokok............................................(malas ah nak hurai panjang2,sila google oke)

pas makan terus balik,ye la nak solat maghrib pulak.padahal niat sebenar pegi bazar nak beli roti john,kempunannya saya dengan makanan itu T_T.hujan renyai2 mambasahi bumi,abis sastera la tu.terus merempit sampai ukm.bila dah sampai ingatkan suma oke,tengok kunci ecah x buleh bukak pulak,haish.macam2 ada.sekali bila baca bismillahirrahmanirrahim.terus boleh,aminn.

p/s;jadi mcm ni tapi hati tenang je.maybe sebab hujan,sejuk.lagi pon puasa.ada hikmah..gambar 1 pon tak dak oke sebab nset tinggal kat moto.setakat henpon cabuk tu memang aku sengaja tinggal kat moto pon

manusia x guna

k,ati yg tgh membara dgn sorg manusia yg mmg sgt xguna bg aku. antara prangai dia yg sgt annoying 2
- bila msuk toilet, dia bleh plak tinggai harta peninggalan dia 2 kn.haish.umoq 23 dh kot.dhla asik ckp nk kawin ja.nk kawin pa nya kalo guna toilet pn cm2.jijik la oiii
- kalo dia ckp,dia ja yg betoi.yg ni plg hmpeh.xleh nk trima pndapat org lgsg.p dok hutan sorg2 la cm2.bajet dri sniri bagus kn,pirahhhh!!!!!
- ni la manusia yg xreti nk tutup pintu pelan2.pehhh,skali dia tutup pntu bleh pecah wooo.bunyi 2 xyh ckp la.cm bom.agak2 la kalo nk ttup pintu pn.dhla pmpn,abeh lembut ka cm2?
- kalo dia nmpk org stdy,bleh plak dia pasang lagu kuat2.karoke la konon.JUBOQ HANG!!!nah amik sbijik,mluat aku.sgt meluat
- ckp xsrupa bikin.nasihat org bkn men jgn wt itu ini tp dri sniri yg wt.ni la manusia.sebok ja ngn bnda2 org len nk wt.dengki ah 2..

haih,byk lg sbenaqnya.mluat dh aku nk tulis pasai dia.dh rasa cm nk lempaq dia masuk gaung ja (larat ka aku nk angkat dia) guna backhoe ah.hahahaha

motif??

last week ari slasa cls aku tgk cita hantu.dendam kuntilanak.xbes sgt pn tp bab2 hantu ni lemah sket la.menjerit2 la mst kn.wlpn hantu dia 2 xbpa nk jd,hahaha.ckp besaq nmpk.
dh abis tgk ttba dr.samad ckp kna wt repot.haaaa???
cena la nk wt repot cita antu tu??

p/s : tulun3!!repot ni menghantui aku tau x sbb pk cena nk wt repot.haish

women terms of words...hahahahaha...

(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

p/s : i dun agree num 8 oke!!

sensitip

haish.apa ni bugs oi.apa la yg sensitip sgt ni.
lately ni asik nk emo ja ngn suma org.
silap sket ja pn da nk bengang2.tp dok bengang sorg2.
kalo bleh p tumbuk org kn bes.agk2 bengang p bg sebijik kt muka ka kn.
pehh.sedap 2.

anis,slamat keja kt tmpat bru la noh.
simpan det byk2.nti leh p travel jauh2.ang byaq la mesti kn.haha.=p

p/s : asgmnt dh byk la oi.

4th January 2010

hoh.p genting seyh.haha.anis byaq la tp.mls la nk cita pjg2.
bes la sbb p ngn mmbe yg hampir 10 thn knai.waaaaa.lamanya.tp xtdoq sna la.p balik.
len kali kita p tdoq sna tau.besh bkali ganda kalo tdoq sna.kn3?

lupa..

oh..terlupa..slamat tinggal 2009,slamat datang 2010..